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    I was in Asda today....buying a loaf of bread....I could have sworn I seen Trumps name on the packet....till I looked closer and it actually said...Thick Cut....

    I'll get my coat...
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    woman lying naked on the bed playing with herself....young son comes in from school and catches her....he says god mar...what's that....she says, that's where your dad hit me with an axe...caw what a shot says the young'un...right in the cu_t....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    classic
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    This is just wrong but funny.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fxxdqSNGEQ
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Oh - that's rather good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr sneff View Post
    Definitely looks whiter than the original release. I believe George Martin had to make do with Tide washing powder, whereas son Giles had access to the latest Arial pods.
    I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in

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    What do you call a girl with a fried egg on one cheek, a rasher of bacon on the other and a cup of tea on her head?...……..Caffy
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