Seen in Billericay, Essex, and Thanet,
A fish & chip shop called THE CODFATHER
A house cleaning company van, signwritten with SPRUCE SPRINGCLEAN
A hairdresser (many do have amusing names). HAIRY POPPINS
In the wild, how can one tell a weasel from a stoat ?
One is weasily recognised but the other is stoatally different.
Why can't you obtain aspirin from any chemists in the Amazon basin?
Because the paracetamol.
MUSICAL JOKE
What resultant sound comes from dropping a grand piano onto a military barracks?
A flat major
Oh, well! Just doing my bit, Shian7